One of my high school friends went on a family trip and returned to find his girlfriend obsessed with a dead bird. She had found it, extensively photographed it, and kept it in a box. He broke up with her. I cannot, for the life of me, get over this story, even though it happened almost 20 years ago. I want to hunt this girl down and ask her approximately one million questions.
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Ain't no narwhal like a sexy narwhal, because a sexy narwhal don't stop.
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"Ladies, as you now know, fish-men have a lot to offer, romantically."
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Here's the second set! I hope you enjoyed this voyage with me.
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These were sketched in pencil, then gone over in ink and watercolor!
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Get lost in the symmetry, maaaaan!
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The angel featured here looks a little bit like she was barfed out by Tim Burton. I drew these while I was watching Westworld. (Feel free to just talk about Westworld in the comments if you'd like.)
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This page is mostly about very busy and important men with much to do.
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Noh Doubt About It: I drew 20 masks today.
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I drew a girl holding a cupcake and felt bored by her, so I added some sweet-ass tats. This was fountain pen ink run through water brushes. For more Digital Random Joy™, be sure to check out Instagram Super_Starling, which is a fairly fun place, if I do say so myself.
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My sketchbook isn't quite up to the challenge of the sheer amount of paint I dump into it, but that's OK. We forgive each other. Hope everyone enjoys these spooky goodies!
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The site's glitchy today -- so here are my 2 final Inktober pieces! ENJOY GUYS!
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I'm trying some new techniques out. Not sure I like either of them, particularly, but one has to try occasionally.
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I spent a chunk of my New Years break rendering masks in ink and watercolor. I can't get over their shapes and the emotionality of them.
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Some of these started out as illustrations of masks and developed bodies or other characteristics.
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I took a doodle and sort of turned it into a mandala. I did my best, and I think that counts for something.
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Sometimes I just start throwing lines on top of lines. Today was such a day, fusing, intermingling, and vomiting lines up onto the page. (I originally titled this "Dreams in Digital" but then I was like "no one has heard Orgy's second album but you. Please abandon this late-1990s alt-rock persona. Live in the now.")
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I think Taco Bell Bear's mama might have drank a little too much Dew while he was in the womb. The theme of this page is "giant heads and the horrible birth experiences they yield."
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This page took forever and ever. I mostly used a Stipula Passaporto with a stub nib.
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Here are 4 assorted pages! Just a bunch of stuff. You know how it is.
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I saw on the Samantha Bee show that there's an association between vintage cartoons and minstrelsy, and I can't stop thinking about it now. So I drew some mean looking white person mice in retaliation. These are your suburb mice that are complaining that the Whole Foods line is taking too long.