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Listen, I wish I could explain the content of this sketchbook to you better, because you do deserve better, but I have nothing.

There was a royal lineage in Europe that was so inbred that their jaws started getting really distended and weird. Like Jay Leno, but inbred. (I'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt.) Feel free to look up the Hapsburgs. I'll wait. The second picture is a Fiji mermaid and a merman. I think I want a merman tattoo. SMOLDER.

Professor Unicorn always pontificates at length, even after the bell rings.