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I think I should say that I do not speak English, and I use a translator...o（ｉДｉ）o ••• I've been gone a long time. And I'm with my original character! This is Vivien Shaw, nicknamed "the prophet." He can predict the future, travel through time, and many other things, he-he! (*´▽｀)ﾉﾉ Well, what else can I say about him... Yes, perhaps there is nothing? Ah, good night to me!.. (*´﹀`*)

I felt kinda bored in my English class. . .

For humour, this is what I imagine a talking oyster from England to be. Very English.

English translation of John 7:24

I realized I didn't use the right "your". I'm too tired to redraw it haha

When my dog sleeps, his face melts:)

1977 journal being filled 45 years later.

Yay! It's my Birthday! (Toon Link Windwaker style!). Hard to believe I'm 35 already :o (Oct. 29, 1986). All the seminarians sang happy birthday to me in english when I got my morning coffee. heh. If you wanna give me gifts send me Nintendo eShop card codes! Yay! Lol! Or just pray like super intensely for me or draw me something silly or donate to the order/my grandma or just say happy birthday. lol. Thanks in advance! ^_^ #Birthday, #ToonLink, #Windwakeer, #Monk, #Benedictine

(Fineliner on 190mm x 120mm paper) This was one of the more larger pieces I did last year (and by large I mean just under A5). It depicts a friendly alien species who, having travelled light years across space, shared the fruits of their knowledge with us, and assimilated into human life as best they could, is still confronted with one of those age-old questions of ignorance.

I know there’s probably a few decent folks worth voting for come the general election here in Scotland I’ll settle on, though for the most part the loudest mouthpieces seem to just scream ‘bell-end’ to me... I was playing around with Google Translate and various sentences I’d jotted down, and opted to go with the closest approximation from English into German for ‘I’m voting for Muppets’, which is 'Ich stimme fur Muppets'. ‘Ich stimme’ read to me as ‘itch stim’ for whatever reason (anglophone and neurodivergent here), which seems rather fitting as the thought of the worst candidates getting in is liable to have us all come out in stress rashes, am I right?

Take the moon with the teeth. Tomar o ceo co' as mãos. Idiotisms and Proverbs from "English as She is Spoke" by Jose da Fonseca and Pedro Carolina.

So many heads so much opinions. Tantas cabeças, tantas sentenças. Idiotisms and Proverbs from "English as She is Spoke" by Jose da Fonseca and Pedro Carolina.

You are insupportable. Sôis ôu é insupportável. "English as She is Spoke" by Jose da Fonseca and Pedro Carolina.

Yours parents does exist yet? Aínda vivem ôs vóssos ôu sêus páes? "English as She is Spoke" by Jose da Fonseca and Pedro Carolina.

It knocks one's the door, go to and see who is it. Bátem á pórta, vêde ôu vêja quêm é. "English as She is Spoke" by Jose da Fonseca and Pedro Carolina. https://www.instagram.com/p/CKRPu8kB50p/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

We are believing all deads. Julgávamo-nos tôdos mórtos. https://www.instagram.com/p/CKMhH1_h74X/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link "English as She is Spoke" by Jose da Fonseca and Pedro Carolina.

The fruit is good for nothing. Â frúcta não vôs ôu lhe serve. "English as She is Spoke" by Jose da Fonseca and Pedro Carolina. I adore "Rejected" cartoon by Don Hertzfeldt. I am sure you have all seen it, but if not, look it up. And thank me later. Unless you hate it. Then thank me anyway for broadening your taste.

I shall not tell you than two woods. Só vôs dirêi ôu lhê dirêi dúas palavras. "English as She is Spoke" by Jose da Fonseca and Pedro Carolina. https://www.instagram.com/p/CJ6NOMVBnS_/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

I have mind to vomit. Tênho vontáde dê vomitár. "English as She is Spoke" by Jose da Fonseca and Pedro Carolina. (I should probably stop reading the news) https://www.instagram.com/p/CJvx4NSBTK6/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link #dailydrawing #accidentalhumor #englishassheisspoke #cats

I understand some noise. Sínto rumôr. "English as She is Spoke" by Jose da Fonseca and Pedro Carolina. https://www.instagram.com/p/CJqxgGph0d_/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link #dailydrawing #accidentalhumor #englishassheisspoke #noise #birdsofinstagram #birds

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